spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

i-owe-you-a-tardis:

On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons. 

opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

things-larry-cant:

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

YOU DONT HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS ME, I SWEAR IM GONNA, respect the fact that you have your own brain and think differently to me

inspiredbyteacups:

tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:

tom-and-ben:

_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

I truly love all of you and will miss you all

It was a great time. You will always be in my heart. 

It’s been fabulous Tumblr. Peace out.

it’s been totally awesome 

hamishh:

this was when i sold my soul to this fucking show

jaba-the-slut:

The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

pleatedjeans:

eatmorebikes

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

heyfunniest:

perfect

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great